polack jokes? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jimk · 09-22-2003, 09:00 AM

don't have any......just wondering if anyone knows why poles have always been the most popular ethnic group to slam here in the states?

i am polish & don't find them offensive.........just curious.

bobw · 09-22-2003, 10:53 AM

I have often wondered the same thing ...

CSflim · 09-22-2003, 01:56 PM

Glen: How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.

-Raising Arizona

lyxo · 09-22-2003, 02:44 PM

An Italian, Frenchman, and a Pollack are miserable with their lives. They are camping together one day by a cliff by a river, then a genie appears. The Genie says, "Whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will turn into."
The three men were overjoyed, seeing that their current lives sucked.
The Italian jumps off, and screams "Fish!" and *poof*, he turns into a fish and swims away.
The Frenchman jumps off, and screams "Bird!" and *poof*, he turns into a bird and flies merrily away.
The Pollack jumps off, and screams "OH SHIT!"

gowen · 09-22-2003, 03:55 PM

How many paul berriers are required at a polish funeral?
The answer is 2. The reason you only need 2 at a polish funeral is because there is only 2 handles on a trash can...

Ferrari · 09-23-2003, 04:18 AM

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
Cos they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Redlemon · 09-23-2003, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gowen
How many paul berriers are required at a polish funeral?
The answer is 2. The reason you only need 2 at a polish funeral is because there is only 2 handles on a trash can...

"pallbearers"
/homonym nazi

jimk · 09-23-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CSflim
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over:
.....
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
......

H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.

-Raising Arizona

poetry..........i love that movie.

jimk · 09-23-2003, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gowen
paul berriers

that is just plain funny.

CSflim · 09-23-2003, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimk
poetry..........i love that movie.

The Coen brothers kick ass! Nothing more to say.

09-22-2003, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	polack jokes? don't have any......just wondering if anyone knows why poles have always been the most popular ethnic group to slam here in the states? i am polish & don't find them offensive.........just curious. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-22-2003, 01:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Glen: How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb? H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One? Glen: Nope, it takes three. [Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't] Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb? H.I.: I don't know, Glen. Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid! [Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't] Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it? H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't. Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer." H.I.: Why's that? Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home. H.I.: I'm already home, Glen. -Raising Arizona __________________

09-22-2003, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	I have often wondered the same thing ...

09-22-2003, 02:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	An Italian, Frenchman, and a Pollack are miserable with their lives. They are camping together one day by a cliff by a river, then a genie appears. The Genie says, "Whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will turn into." The three men were overjoyed, seeing that their current lives sucked. The Italian jumps off, and screams "Fish!" and poof, he turns into a fish and swims away. The Frenchman jumps off, and screams "Bird!" and poof, he turns into a bird and flies merrily away. The Pollack jumps off, and screams "OH SHIT!"

09-22-2003, 03:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
gowen Upright	How many paul berriers are required at a polish funeral? The answer is 2. The reason you only need 2 at a polish funeral is because there is only 2 handles on a trash can...

09-23-2003, 04:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ferrari Tilted	Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Cos they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.