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Old 04-25-2003, 12:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Busted in Saudi Arabia

An American, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze,they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
Released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked.

The American replied: "Tie the Frenchman to my back."



Have you noticed most jokes today usually involve the French in one way or another!!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats good
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHMIT I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, thats what those bastard french get
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I love French jokes...how about the ad for the sale of a French rifle...dropped once and never been fired
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Great one!
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Old 04-25-2003, 09:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*ROFL* Clever.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Never heard that one. I have to use it.
Thanks,
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I like it! bastard frenchmen!
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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awesome joke, damn frenchies
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The French have never forgiven us for Agincourt
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Saw it coming but it is still funny
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol, quick thinking
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Old 04-27-2003, 01:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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FUNNY!!... Smart thinkin there...
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i dont think it'll last that long
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