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acostello · 09-13-2003, 06:28 AM

Recently a suitcase full of manuscripts has been
unearthed in an old house in Bangkok. It seems that in the dim and
distant past there dwelt in Merry England a playwright named William
SEX-PEER. The manuscripts contained some of his best known plays,
unabridged and unedited! They are now available to us thanks to the
efforts of the Harlot Publishers. Here is the list in
alphabetical order, along with brief descriptions: -

ALL SWELL THAT END SWELL All about the size of it

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S CREAM Self Explanatory; Puck the consequences

BROTHELO Moored in despondency

HAM LAID How Ham Peggotty got his

HENRY SEXTH Historical sex-o-rama

JULIUS, SEIZE HER About the Roman autocrat who chased a Vestal Virgin

KING DICK II & III Forerunner of Viagra KING LEER The King who lusted and lost it

LOVES LABOUR'S LUST Self Explanatory

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING ON About a prude in a nudist camp

ROAM, YOU, AND YOU LAY IT How to sow wild oats, mount a goo and
couple it

SMACK BETH How to kiss a maiden addict

TAMING OF THE SCREW At last, the mystery solved

THE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool

THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas

THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business

THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre

TITS AND KNICKERS S & MTHE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool

THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas

THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business

THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre

TITS AND KNICKERS S & M

TWELVE NIGHTS Non-stop action

TWO GENTLEMEN OF HER OWNER Love quadrangle

WINTER'S STALE Too cold to perform

YES, YOU LIKE IT Just for you! --

Once you have finished reading all these I shall send you a
comprehensive list of SEX-PEER's son-nets and daughter-nets.

09-13-2003, 06:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	William Sexpeer Recently a suitcase full of manuscripts has been unearthed in an old house in Bangkok. It seems that in the dim and distant past there dwelt in Merry England a playwright named William SEX-PEER. The manuscripts contained some of his best known plays, unabridged and unedited! They are now available to us thanks to the efforts of the Harlot Publishers. Here is the list in alphabetical order, along with brief descriptions: - ALL SWELL THAT END SWELL All about the size of it A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S CREAM Self Explanatory; Puck the consequences BROTHELO Moored in despondency HAM LAID How Ham Peggotty got his HENRY SEXTH Historical sex-o-rama JULIUS, SEIZE HER About the Roman autocrat who chased a Vestal Virgin KING DICK II & III Forerunner of Viagra KING LEER The King who lusted and lost it LOVES LABOUR'S LUST Self Explanatory MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING ON About a prude in a nudist camp ROAM, YOU, AND YOU LAY IT How to sow wild oats, mount a goo and couple it SMACK BETH How to kiss a maiden addict TAMING OF THE SCREW At last, the mystery solved THE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre TITS AND KNICKERS S & MTHE COME EDDY OF ARSE The stinking whirlpool THE MANY WIVES OF WIND SIR Harem scarum, with plenty of gas THE MERCHANT OF PENIS Illicit trade in the gigolo business THE TEMPTRESS All about a stormy giant with great calibre TITS AND KNICKERS S & M TWELVE NIGHTS Non-stop action TWO GENTLEMEN OF HER OWNER Love quadrangle WINTER'S STALE Too cold to perform YES, YOU LIKE IT Just for you! -- Once you have finished reading all these I shall send you a comprehensive list of SEX-PEER's son-nets and daughter-nets.