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05-11-2003, 04:23 PM
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can't help but laugh
Location: dar al-harb
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this joke is better spoken than written, but i'll give it a try
once there were two guys with black eyes, real shiners, sitting by eachother on an airplane. They both noticed that each had one, then finally one of them spoke up...
"ok man, this is weird. we both have black eyes and this quite a coincidence. I have to ask you, how did you get yours?" the other man replied... "well, its kind of a funny story. when i went up to the counter to buy my plane ticket, the girl behind the counter had a gorgeous rack. instead of saying 'i'd like 2 tickets to Pittsburgh', what slipped out was 'i'd like 2 tickets to TITSburgh'" so, after telling this story, he naturally asked the first man how he got his black eye. to which he replied. "well, i guess my story is similar to yours. this morning i meant to ask my wife 'honey, please pass the salt' but what came out was 'BITCH YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE!!!"' |
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05-12-2003, 01:17 PM
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Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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ok you told the joke all wrong, it was in this months Maxim, it goes
These two guys were talking to each other by the water cooler, the first guy said "Man I have been making alot of freudian slips lately." "really, like what" the other guy said. "Well I was buying a plane ticket to pitsburg and I said 2 pickets to titsburg." "yeah I know what you mean" the other guy said, " I asked my wife 'honey please pass the salt' and what came out was 'Bitch you ruined my life!'" It makes more sence when you know what a freudian slip is. plus it is kind of important for the joke to really work
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05-13-2003, 08:49 AM
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Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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The term fruedian slip comes from the phychiatrist Sigmund Frued (there are no accidents). The term means saying something accidentally because it is on your mind. Having sex on your mind, you say things like titsburg or it a tit bit nipplie in here. When said accidentally it is a fruedian slip, there are no accedents so he said it on purpose making it a freudian slip. That is what makes the second persons line so funny. You can still tell the joke the same way, it just needs the Fruedian slip or it just doesn't work as well.
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09-05-2003, 01:39 PM
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Location: New England
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Quote:
...er, I meant to say 'another'. Really. 'Another'. Stop staring at me... |
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09-06-2003, 08:14 PM
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Insane
Location: Auckland
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omg the first was that much funnier
i mean ok the first was actually funny, so ill have to say the first was infinitely funnier. But thats just my opinion. The whole slip thing wasnt needed as they were talking about why they got punched in the face
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09-08-2003, 11:55 AM
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Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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Wow, so thinking is not something you like doing?
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almost spewed my coke
