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08-27-2003, 02:56 PM
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Tilted
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Divorce
A man and his wife were in the middle of rigorous divorce proceedings at a local court, in which custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, and the judge asked for his side of the story. After a tense moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, “Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?” |
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08-29-2003, 11:43 AM
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Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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hehe, good one
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Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane. |
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