Muffins
 

Two muffins are in the oven, about to be cooked. One muffin says to the other muffin,

"Hey, don't you think it's getting a little warm in here?"

The other muffin turns and says,

"Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Hahahaha.

I'm sooo going to be telling this all over work :D
(And i'll be getting some weird looks)

hahahaha..... is it just me or are some of the jokes here are really crap.....

really funny

hehe very good

I'm reading this on a lack of sleep so its hilarious!!!

Just like my fastest animals joke elsewhere on this forum

Always a classic. >: )

HAAAHAH good times :)

Excellent.. I love this one.. always heard it w/ sausages in a frypan though.

LOL
something about that just doesnt seem like it would be funny but it brought tears to my eyes.. i dunno

Instead of bitching, why don't you post better?

Good one, I didnt see it coming!