The Scientist and God
 

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist prays to
Him.

"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in
other words, we can now do what You did in the
beginning."

Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of you and breath life into it,
thus creating man. It's called cloning."

"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil into the shape of a man.

"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."


:lol:

That's funny. I'm not really pro-clone, but I believe that it has SOME good potential. But, the risks/bad FAR outweigh the good.

hehe

I dunno...sure there are some risks, but i think they are worth researching in to it...

I mean afterall we only have a general idea of the risks...you know?

Eh i dunno too much about this issue, but that's my opinion...

Eitherway good joke, heard it before :)

ha. ha.

nice.

HAHA heard that from a friend...true AND funny

heheh

hey man i got some of my own dirt over here

Lol, that's pretty good, and kind of humbling at the same time. Kind of reminds me of:

"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

Why? God didn't make his own dirt...

awesome.

Oh boy! A bucket of mud and it's mine, all mine.

hehehe !!! good one !

Haha! Good stuff. Kinda of like 'go play in your own sandbox'...

damn knew there would be a catch!!

So, why didn't the scientist go make some dirt? It's not like we don't know what dirt is made of...

Pwnd!

God just so totally owned that guy. *claps for god* Good joke.

Personal edit, too antagonistic too people who presume to speak for God, I will try to remember that this is the humor section, not philosophy.

still funny anyways

i wish i had a sand box... Damn Chickens.... DAMN YOU CHICKENS!