Sneaky bastard
 

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.”

The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”

“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”

“And who might be the woman you were with?”

“I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It would ruin her reputation.”

“Well, Tommy, I’m bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?”

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?”

“I’ll never tell.”

“Was it Lisa O’Shanter?”

“I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.”

“Was it Cathy O’Dell?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Fiona Mallory, then?”

“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy O’ Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now.”

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Five more good leads!”

Smart lads!! Good post!

lol

nice one

haha, thats a pretty good idea for someone in a dry run...

how did the priest know those girls are loose? .....unless.....he......

Good one, I tempted to try and see if that will work !

heard a lot of confessions about them sleeping around? I imagine a preist cateches a lot of info about that sort of thing.

Funny shit :)

The priest was probably using the mums to get to the kids...

Hahahahha, that was classic ingenuity of young horny people!

oh the irish.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hehehe...what a way to use the system...

Oh my G....such naughty little boys. Why didn't I think of that?

HA! good one. reminds me of my youth. oh wait...im only 16.
anywho, great joke, keep em coming

oh that was too great... hahahaha, great punch line

This is one of the better jokes I've heard in a while.
Wish I was that cunning when I was younger.
Alas, Dingos are a rather straightforward animal...

That's a good one, never heard it before.