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Old 10-05-2003, 09:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take an aspirin and go to bed, and no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife after sleeping soundly for an hour awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Her husband didn't know what her costume was. She thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he would act when she wasn't with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sided up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She had let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little quickie. In fact two.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got back into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked what kind of time he had.

He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never danced one dance. When I got there I met Pete, Bill, and Paul and some other guys, so we went into the den to play poker all evening.

But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
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Old 10-05-2003, 10:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant! Almost wet my pants!
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, skanky lady!
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Old 10-05-2003, 07:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha, heard it before, still great
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Old 10-06-2003, 12:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha that was great! Thanks!
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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now that was a good joke!
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I usually see the punchline comming a mile away............ not this time... hahaha good one.
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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very good one. thanks
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:46 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Classic! I intend to spread this one.
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Old 10-09-2003, 11:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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how can you not know who youre screwing even if they do have a costume on?
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Old 10-10-2003, 12:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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that was great
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