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bluearmy · 08-25-2003, 05:13 PM

Three children had entered their pets in a dog show as part of a village fair, the first child a little girl was asked by the vicar who was judging, "What is your little doggies name?" The girl replied, "My doggies name is daisy because she likes to eat the daisys in our garden"

The vicar moves onto the next little girl and asks the same question she says, " My doggie is called peanut because he snaffled some peanuts when my daddy wasnt looking"

The vicar goes to the last child a little boy and again asks him the name of his pet, the boy says, " His name is porky" The vicar asks if he is called porky because he likes to eat sausages the boy replies " No, he is called porky because he fucks pigs!"

mew · 08-25-2003, 05:19 PM

EW~DAS NASTY! EWWW Gross! LOL hilariously Nasty..My kinda joke

!*hurl*

Brewmaniac · 08-25-2003, 06:08 PM

Funny! Thanks

K-Wise · 08-25-2003, 09:12 PM

That gave me a chuckle.

Asta!!

08-25-2003, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	pets Three children had entered their pets in a dog show as part of a village fair, the first child a little girl was asked by the vicar who was judging, "What is your little doggies name?" The girl replied, "My doggies name is daisy because she likes to eat the daisys in our garden" The vicar moves onto the next little girl and asks the same question she says, " My doggie is called peanut because he snaffled some peanuts when my daddy wasnt looking" The vicar goes to the last child a little boy and again asks him the name of his pet, the boy says, " His name is porky" The vicar asks if he is called porky because he likes to eat sausages the boy replies " No, he is called porky because he fucks pigs!"

08-25-2003, 06:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-25-2003, 05:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
mew Psycho Location: Canada	EW~DAS NASTY! EWWW Gross! LOL hilariously Nasty..My kinda joke !hurl

08-25-2003, 09:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	That gave me a chuckle. Asta!!