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twist769 · 08-19-2003, 08:49 AM

Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven,
"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there"
Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Sven jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces andcomes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him. Sven falls again and bounces back up.This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says,What happened? Was the cord too long?"Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a pinata?

iktoweya · 08-19-2003, 10:39 AM

good one

seizei · 08-19-2003, 11:20 AM

haha saw that coming! thanks!

Regziever · 08-20-2003, 05:09 AM

Lol!! Good one. Didn't see that one comming.

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:51 PM

Ha, I've heard one similar to this

cchris · 08-22-2003, 04:28 PM

Haha great stuff

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:32 PM

nice joke, thanks.

08-19-2003, 08:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Bungee Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Sven jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces andcomes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him. Sven falls again and bounces back up.This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says,What happened? Was the cord too long?"Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the hell is a pinata?

08-19-2003, 10:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good one __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-19-2003, 11:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	haha saw that coming! thanks! __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

08-20-2003, 05:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Good one. Didn't see that one comming. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-22-2003, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Haha great stuff __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-20-2003, 09:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Ha, I've heard one similar to this

08-23-2003, 02:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	nice joke, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence