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mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:45 PM

An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?"

She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!"

The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams.

"That's for knowing the difference!"

Ronin_Tiger · 04-20-2003, 03:36 PM

lol good one

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 06:35 PM

funny

Blistex · 04-20-2003, 07:05 PM

OMG, I pissed myself!!!! Then I read your joke.

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:07 AM

Midlandmadman · 08-13-2003, 07:42 AM

hahaha thats a funny one!

Hash_Browns · 08-13-2003, 08:11 AM

haha!! I love that! Gotta tell the SO! Thanks

funbob · 08-13-2003, 10:12 AM

Again, thanks to the TFP contibutors for making me laugh!!!!

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 10:27 AM

hehehe!

MacGnG · 08-13-2003, 12:33 PM

haha aww thats good

Vyk · 08-13-2003, 01:54 PM

that's funny. Thanks.

TerresqueÜ · 08-13-2003, 03:52 PM

Good one, never heard it before.

hawkeye · 08-13-2003, 09:26 PM

nice one. new on me too....

bravo49 · 08-14-2003, 02:57 AM

If I smacked my wife I'd never sleep again

04-20-2003, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	The Old Folks An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?" She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!" The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams. "That's for knowing the difference!" __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 03:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	lol good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

08-13-2003, 05:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-13-2003, 07:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahaha thats a funny one! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-13-2003, 08:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	haha!! I love that! Gotta tell the SO! Thanks __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!

04-20-2003, 06:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	funny

04-20-2003, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	OMG, I pissed myself!!!! Then I read your joke.

08-13-2003, 10:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
funbob Crazy Location: The Desert Southwest	Again, thanks to the TFP contibutors for making me laugh!!!!

08-13-2003, 10:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	hehehe!

08-13-2003, 12:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	haha aww thats good

08-13-2003, 01:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	that's funny. Thanks. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare" Last edited by JadziaDax; 08-28-2003 at 05:28 AM..

08-13-2003, 03:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good one, never heard it before. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-13-2003, 09:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	nice one. new on me too.... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-14-2003, 02:57 AM	#14 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	If I smacked my wife I'd never sleep again