Joke of the Day - August 9 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-09-2003, 07:27 AM

An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000. The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back home. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed the older man a $50 bill.

The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to legally marry your Ma."

"Pa!" the young man stammered, "do you know what that makes me?"

"Yep," said the old man fingering the $50, "... and a cheap one, too."

reverendjay · 08-12-2003, 07:38 AM

Subtle, I like it. Took me a second to figure out which one they were talking about though...

08-09-2003, 07:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 9 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made a living. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000. The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back home. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed the older man a $50 bill. The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford the license to legally marry your Ma." "Pa!" the young man stammered, "do you know what that makes me?" "Yep," said the old man fingering the $50, "... and a cheap one, too."

08-12-2003, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	Subtle, I like it. Took me a second to figure out which one they were talking about though... __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.