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Tickford 08-09-2003 08:28 PM

Another Bloke Joke....
 
It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost see through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your beaver." he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a hard-on like a baseball bat. Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you've got a fucking headache."

BrinlyNoya 08-10-2003 12:40 AM

ohhh.. that is horrible!!!! hahaha

Arc101 08-10-2003 12:42 AM

I liked that

Regziever 08-10-2003 07:33 AM

Wow what a man.. He's my new hero.. hehe.. Good joke! Five stars!

Flesh 08-10-2003 03:45 PM

ahhahahahahaha

microdot 08-10-2003 10:02 PM

that man has balls.


massive amounts of testicular fortitude, i tell you.


oh, how i wish i was him.

08-10-2003 11:12 PM

woha lol that one was good


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