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soopadoopa · 08-05-2003, 10:41 AM

So there's a little boy walking down the street pulling a wagon with a dead frog in it. He goes up to a whore house and asks the lady on the porch for the nastiest girl she's got. She says "What in the world would you do with a nasty old two-dollar hooker?" "I want crabs", he says. "WHAT!!! Why on earth?" says the old lady. "Well, tomorrow, I'll screw the babysitter, then when daddy comes home, he'll screw her. Then daddy'll give it to ma when they go to bed, and when he goes to work in the morning, she'll fuck the milkman. And he's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!!!"

Regziever · 08-05-2003, 10:45 AM

Lol!!! Awesome one!! Five stars!

slant eyes · 08-05-2003, 12:11 PM

what a spiteful little kid.

cchris · 08-05-2003, 04:13 PM

And clever

PayUp · 08-05-2003, 04:19 PM

give the kid 5 stars!

Katyblu · 08-05-2003, 05:03 PM

thats funny!

soopadoopa · 08-05-2003, 06:32 PM

Thanks, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a demented sense of humor.

SirLance · 08-05-2003, 06:33 PM

What a chain of events! Funny joke!

tfpfreak · 08-06-2003, 08:32 AM

Sounds like a plan

Midlandmadman · 08-06-2003, 08:37 AM

a well thought out plan!!!!!!! hahahaha

bravo49 · 08-07-2003, 12:57 AM

How to get you're own back. Fantastic

h2g2Fan · 08-07-2003, 01:06 AM

Great joke. The first time I heard it, it was herpes, but good stuff.

loganmule · 08-07-2003, 05:12 AM

definitely a keeper, thanks

08-05-2003, 10:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Dead frog. So there's a little boy walking down the street pulling a wagon with a dead frog in it. He goes up to a whore house and asks the lady on the porch for the nastiest girl she's got. She says "What in the world would you do with a nasty old two-dollar hooker?" "I want crabs", he says. "WHAT!!! Why on earth?" says the old lady. "Well, tomorrow, I'll screw the babysitter, then when daddy comes home, he'll screw her. Then daddy'll give it to ma when they go to bed, and when he goes to work in the morning, she'll fuck the milkman. And he's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!!!"

08-05-2003, 10:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!!! Awesome one!! Five stars! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-05-2003, 12:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	what a spiteful little kid. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-05-2003, 04:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	And clever __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-05-2003, 04:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	give the kid 5 stars! __________________ Born to Lose.

08-05-2003, 05:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	thats funny!

08-05-2003, 06:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Thanks, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a demented sense of humor.

08-05-2003, 06:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	What a chain of events! Funny joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-06-2003, 08:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Sounds like a plan __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-06-2003, 08:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	a well thought out plan!!!!!!! hahahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-07-2003, 12:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	How to get you're own back. Fantastic

08-07-2003, 01:06 AM	#12 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	Great joke. The first time I heard it, it was herpes, but good stuff.

08-07-2003, 05:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	definitely a keeper, thanks