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Old 06-27-2003, 02:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - June 27

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the monks until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell.....And then,...... all the other bells started to ring..........
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Didn't guess the end. good one
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Old 06-27-2003, 04:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha didn't see that coming
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Old 06-27-2003, 05:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This is really funny
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Old 06-27-2003, 06:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ROFL... too good.
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Old 06-27-2003, 08:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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great joke...and by the way I stared, but donated...can I see more?
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Old 06-27-2003, 12:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ouch. Heh. Good one..
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Old 06-27-2003, 12:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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thats funny as hell
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Old 06-28-2003, 12:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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heheh nice
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Old 06-29-2003, 01:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Very funny! Thanks
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Old 06-29-2003, 02:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Made my day. LOL!
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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very funny!

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Old 08-02-2003, 07:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hah
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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thats sad, scary, and creepy all rolled in one
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Old 08-02-2003, 09:56 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Old 08-02-2003, 12:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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havent heard that one before.
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2003, 03:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Lol!! Good one!
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Old 08-03-2003, 08:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hehe
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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ouch heh but very good.
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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HHHHHHHHHAHAHA, great one.
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hahaha... bad... but funny
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