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asdf1001 · 04-24-2003, 06:33 AM

There was this boy, his mom, his dad, and then the neighbor. There was this thunderstorm goin on. Suddenly a big boom came so he ran into his mom and dads room to find his mom sitting jumping up and down on his dad!!! So he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and she walks in she asks "whats wrong sweetie?" The boy asks "What were you doing to daddy?" So she goes" Well sweetie you know your daddy has gotten really fat, so I was just flattening his stomach for him!" The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work the neighbor comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"

Hycdubg · 04-24-2003, 06:52 AM

Oof...busted.

BubblegumTeflon · 04-24-2003, 07:23 AM

Hehe. Those darn kids.

duckduck · 04-24-2003, 08:35 PM

Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.

Zesty · 04-24-2003, 08:53 PM

LMAO!! good one

soccerstudpc20 · 04-25-2003, 12:30 AM

ROFL, that is absolutely hilarious

forgotten_dream · 04-25-2003, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by duckduck
Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.

Just when I thought it got no worse.... duckduck surprises me.

bender · 04-25-2003, 01:29 PM

groan....

cchris · 04-26-2003, 09:16 AM

Ha ha liked that

04-26-2003, 09:22 AM

I think that was my wife!!

qpid · 04-26-2003, 11:39 AM

Heward it before but still good

RAMONES!!! · 04-26-2003, 06:32 PM

ah haha that was a funny one, going to send it to some other people now

mr. forknut · 04-26-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by duckduck
Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy.

HA!

Atropos4 · 04-27-2003, 06:45 AM

hahaha honestly I didn't expect the ending.... good joke

3ulogy · 04-27-2003, 07:16 AM

Ha, II haven't laughed over something posted on the internet for a while, but that ending was a surprise.

crackpot · 04-27-2003, 10:21 AM

Or even slightly worse, the last line could read:

<i>The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work</i> Father McCabe <i>comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"</i>

But the original version is great.

small one · 04-27-2003, 10:35 AM

Oh God that was poor

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 06:38 AM

poor and old.

04-24-2003, 06:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	oops There was this boy, his mom, his dad, and then the neighbor. There was this thunderstorm goin on. Suddenly a big boom came so he ran into his mom and dads room to find his mom sitting jumping up and down on his dad!!! So he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and she walks in she asks "whats wrong sweetie?" The boy asks "What were you doing to daddy?" So she goes" Well sweetie you know your daddy has gotten really fat, so I was just flattening his stomach for him!" The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work the neighbor comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!" __________________ Goodbye!

04-24-2003, 06:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Oof...busted. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-24-2003, 08:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Oh man. The joke's REAL dirty if, like me, you thought the neighbour was a guy. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-26-2003, 09:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha liked that __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-26-2003, 11:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Heward it before but still good __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-24-2003, 07:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Hehe. Those darn kids.

04-24-2003, 08:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	LMAO!! good one

04-25-2003, 12:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
soccerstudpc20 Insane	ROFL, that is absolutely hilarious

04-25-2003, 01:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	groan....

04-26-2003, 09:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
pig Guest	I think that was my wife!!

04-26-2003, 06:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	ah haha that was a funny one, going to send it to some other people now __________________ Come on

04-27-2003, 06:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	hahaha honestly I didn't expect the ending.... good joke __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-27-2003, 07:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
3ulogy Upright	Ha, II haven't laughed over something posted on the internet for a while, but that ending was a surprise.

04-27-2003, 10:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Or even slightly worse, the last line could read: <i>The boy goes "There is no point mom, because after you have left for work</i> Father McCabe <i>comes over and blows him back up again!!!!!!!"</i> But the original version is great.

04-27-2003, 10:35 AM	#17 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Oh God that was poor

04-28-2003, 06:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	poor and old. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...