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Hanxter 07-30-2003 08:27 AM

Politically Correctives...
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT - 2003 VERSION

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK OR TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SL-T - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PICTORIALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WH0RE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He suffers from OPPOSING FOOT DISORDER.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he has GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It is not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - It is REAR CLEAVAGE.

johnnymysto 07-30-2003 08:44 AM

still good ones!!!

PayUp 07-30-2003 04:12 PM

i like those lists. almost true in a way

Slims 07-30-2003 04:25 PM

Good job, that's hilarious
thanks

slant eyes 07-30-2003 08:29 PM

awesome rear cleavage

Quote:

11. It is not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - It is REAR CLEAVAGE.
what about the folds under the beer gut? that considered cleavage too? and man titties?

He does not have MAN TITTIES, he too has a set of breasts with which men should not fondle

--forgive me, i'm tired

egorey 07-31-2003 05:41 AM

low cost provider is great..

thanks,

jw_toyboy 11-18-2003 03:40 PM

POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES
 
POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES

He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid;
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.

He is not balding;
He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a redneck;
He is a Genetically-Related American.

You do not kiss him;
You become Facially Conjoined.

He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

He is not short;
He is Anatomically Compact.

He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.

He does not constantly talk about cars;
He has a Vehicular Addiction.

He does not have a hot body;
He is Physically Combustible.

He is not unsophisticated;
He is Socially Malformed.

He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

He is not a bad dancer;
He is Overly Caucasian.

He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.

He is not a sex machine;
He is Romantically Automated.

He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.

You do not undress him with your eyes;
You have an Introspective Pornographic Moment.

He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.

KellyC 11-21-2003 07:15 PM

Overcast

OMG thats so funny!!

SabrinaFair 11-24-2003 08:29 AM

Breasted American...
That one's going to have me giggling for a while.


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