Politically Correctives...
 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT - 2003 VERSION

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK OR TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SL-T - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PICTORIALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WH0RE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He suffers from OPPOSING FOOT DISORDER.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he has GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG -He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It is not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - It is REAR CLEAVAGE.

still good ones!!!

i like those lists. almost true in a way

Good job, that's hilarious
thanks

awesome rear cleavage

what about the folds under the beer gut? that considered cleavage too? and man titties?

He does not have MAN TITTIES, he too has a set of breasts with which men should not fondle

--forgive me, i'm tired

low cost provider is great..

thanks,

POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES
 

POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES

He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid;
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.

He is not balding;
He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a redneck;
He is a Genetically-Related American.

You do not kiss him;
You become Facially Conjoined.

He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

He is not short;
He is Anatomically Compact.

He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.

He does not constantly talk about cars;
He has a Vehicular Addiction.

He does not have a hot body;
He is Physically Combustible.

He is not unsophisticated;
He is Socially Malformed.

He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

He is not a bad dancer;
He is Overly Caucasian.

He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.

He is not a sex machine;
He is Romantically Automated.

He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.

You do not undress him with your eyes;
You have an Introspective Pornographic Moment.

He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.

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OMG thats so funny!!

Breasted American...
That one's going to have me giggling for a while.