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MikeyChalupa · 07-25-2003, 09:19 AM

Every week the teacher gave her students an exceptionally hard question to answer. Since the question was given on a Thursday, the reward for getting it right was permission to skip school the next day, giving them an extra long weekend. No one in the class had ever gotten one of these tough questions right. (An example of one of her questions is: How many grains of sand are in the sierra desert?)

One day a boy from the class was outside for recess, playing in the bushes. He discovered two black, rubber balls. He had no idea what they were for, so he just shoved them into his pocket.

When recess was over, everyone gathered for the new question of the week. The teacher began to write it on the board. The boy grabbed the balls from his pocket and threw them at the teacher, hitting her in the back of the head! Astonished, the teacher turned around and yelled, "Alright, who's the comedian with the two black balls? "

The boy then said, "Eddie Murphy. See ya next week."

-Mikey

Regziever · 07-25-2003, 10:48 AM

Hehehe!! Good one!

slant eyes · 07-25-2003, 09:47 PM

danno209 · 07-26-2003, 05:04 AM

Ah, Eddie Murphy used to be so much funnier. But, that was a good joke

gar1976 · 07-26-2003, 12:57 PM

Heh. I'd be worried if she asked who had blue balls.

doubleaught · 07-26-2003, 01:52 PM

little johnny?

Stare At The Sun · 07-27-2003, 12:39 PM

Pretty good, shoulda said chris rock, but still good.

Happyland · 07-27-2003, 02:09 PM

beautiful

07-25-2003, 09:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Black Balls Every week the teacher gave her students an exceptionally hard question to answer. Since the question was given on a Thursday, the reward for getting it right was permission to skip school the next day, giving them an extra long weekend. No one in the class had ever gotten one of these tough questions right. (An example of one of her questions is: How many grains of sand are in the sierra desert?) One day a boy from the class was outside for recess, playing in the bushes. He discovered two black, rubber balls. He had no idea what they were for, so he just shoved them into his pocket. When recess was over, everyone gathered for the new question of the week. The teacher began to write it on the board. The boy grabbed the balls from his pocket and threw them at the teacher, hitting her in the back of the head! Astonished, the teacher turned around and yelled, "Alright, who's the comedian with the two black balls? " The boy then said, "Eddie Murphy. See ya next week." -Mikey

07-25-2003, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe!! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-25-2003, 09:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	lol __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-27-2003, 02:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	beautiful __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-26-2003, 05:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
danno209 Upright	Ah, Eddie Murphy used to be so much funnier. But, that was a good joke

07-26-2003, 12:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Heh. I'd be worried if she asked who had blue balls.

07-26-2003, 01:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	little johnny?

07-27-2003, 12:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Pretty good, shoulda said chris rock, but still good.