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duckznutz · 07-28-2003, 04:06 AM

Teacher asks her class a question - 'There are 3 crows on a fence. If you fire one shot from a gun and kill one . . how many are left?'

A boy at back puts his hand up. 'Please, miss . . . there are none left!'

'How do you work that out?' She asks.

'Well, the first one falls of because its dead, and the other two fly away when they hear the bang of the gun!' replies the boy.

'Well I was expecting you to say there were 2 crows left . . but I like the way you are thinking! Said the teacher.

The boy asks 'Miss . . . if there are three woman eating ice lollys, and one is gently licking the ice lolly, another is gently nibbling the edges and the third one has the whole thing in her mouth and sucking hard . . then which one is married?'

Slightly embarrassed, she hesitates then replies 'Ermm, the one who has the whole thing in her mouth?'

The boy smiles and replies 'I was expecting you to say 'the one with the wedding ring on' . . . but I like the way you are thinking!'.

egorey · 07-28-2003, 07:17 AM

This seems like a 'Little Johnny' to me..

very funny... thanks.

slant eyes · 07-28-2003, 11:51 AM

smart ass, i like the way he thinks

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 12:40 PM

My kind of boy!!! haha

Stare At The Sun · 07-28-2003, 01:25 PM

Seemed a bit long, but still gave me quite a laugh

Raw Kuts · 07-28-2003, 03:32 PM

One would hope the way she was thinking was the way it always was.

07-28-2003, 04:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
duckznutz Addict Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland	I like the way you are thinking! Teacher asks her class a question - 'There are 3 crows on a fence. If you fire one shot from a gun and kill one . . how many are left?' A boy at back puts his hand up. 'Please, miss . . . there are none left!' 'How do you work that out?' She asks. 'Well, the first one falls of because its dead, and the other two fly away when they hear the bang of the gun!' replies the boy. 'Well I was expecting you to say there were 2 crows left . . but I like the way you are thinking! Said the teacher. The boy asks 'Miss . . . if there are three woman eating ice lollys, and one is gently licking the ice lolly, another is gently nibbling the edges and the third one has the whole thing in her mouth and sucking hard . . then which one is married?' Slightly embarrassed, she hesitates then replies 'Ermm, the one who has the whole thing in her mouth?' The boy smiles and replies 'I was expecting you to say 'the one with the wedding ring on' . . . but I like the way you are thinking!'.

07-28-2003, 11:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	smart ass, i like the way he thinks __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-28-2003, 12:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	My kind of boy!!! haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-28-2003, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	One would hope the way she was thinking was the way it always was. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

07-28-2003, 07:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	This seems like a 'Little Johnny' to me.. very funny... thanks.

07-28-2003, 01:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Seemed a bit long, but still gave me quite a laugh