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Old 02-02-2004, 05:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
I am not permanent.
 
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Don't think I've ever seen this one posted, so here goes...

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head.
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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wow, i'm surprised that nobody had posted this one yet; nice one!
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hehe, good ending to that one.
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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This is great! Very clever! Thanks
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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HEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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very clever one. thanks for sharing it
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Old 02-03-2004, 09:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very good one. Liked the ending...hehe
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I've heard that one before, still good stuff though
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I laughed out loud in a room on my own. That's a sure sign a joke is a goodun'

Thanx
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Old 02-04-2004, 05:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A ripsnorter from way back.

Great joke.
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Old 02-04-2004, 05:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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yea i havent heard that one in a few years
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Haha that's a good one
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Old 02-15-2004, 05:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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excellent
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Old 02-16-2004, 04:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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coudn't put up with their crap any longer
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Old 02-18-2004, 03:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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good one. repeat. good one.
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Old 02-18-2004, 04:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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thats gooood...revenge is sweet
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Old 02-18-2004, 05:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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really great
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Old 03-04-2004, 01:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hahahaaaa i didnt see it coming
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Old 03-04-2004, 02:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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think i saw it psoted once, but still good for a chuckle!
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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LOL totally unexpected. thats some good stuff
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:17 AM   #21 (permalink)
Hello, good evening, and bollocks.
 
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classic! i heard that long ago but forgot the end
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:31 AM   #22 (permalink)
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classic baby
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:12 PM   #23 (permalink)
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That was good, I wasn't expecting....well yeah I was expecting something like that. Great!
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Hahah at first I thought I hadn't heard it before, but when the joke says they went into the bush, that's when I remembered.

I love this joke
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Old 03-15-2004, 10:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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hahhahaha kinda saw it commin but not really,
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Old 03-15-2004, 10:33 AM   #26 (permalink)
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that's a pretty good one, thanks!!!
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:02 AM   #27 (permalink)
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first time i ever heard it, hadnt had such a good laugh in awhile thanks
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:49 AM   #28 (permalink)
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haha
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