06-18-2003, 11:06 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The Nun
A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two
MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked_ her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll_ explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the_ two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that away". After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope_ you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!"
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07-22-2003, 04:11 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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