A Vampire joke
 

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and
parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon
all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However,
they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he
flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a
valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he
slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you
see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats
screamed in a frenzy. "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I FUCKIN
DIDN'T."

hehehehehehe!

thanks. put a smile on my face after a bad morning

Hahaha! Great joke!

Lol!! Good one!

Lmao, more please!

God, that would suck...

Good joke, gonna use that one later.

I like

thats great

lol awsome

lol, 'piss off'

Well, I thought it sucked!

Heh.

Ahem.

sk

Haha! Sounds like the dude had a bad day at work...

didn't ecpect that ending. I give it a 6 out of 10...good effort

pretty good....

Good one. Great ending

hahhah...nice one

Silly
 

vampires... :lol:

nice, goes to show that stupid bat

nice surprise ending!

Holy Bat Shit BatMan . . . .

Nice to have a chuckle, but at the expense of one of our own . . .

I like vampires :)

Hahahahahah Good one

i'm telling that one in service class tomorrow..... thats just too good to not share...