Joke of the Day - July 20 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-20-2003, 06:41 AM

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"

Regziever · 07-20-2003, 02:01 PM

Hehehe! Good one!

Stare At The Sun · 07-20-2003, 04:19 PM

pretty good, very nicely done

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 04:23 PM

One of your best!

lola218 · 07-20-2003, 04:57 PM

Cute!

bahb463 · 07-22-2003, 05:51 PM

Nice joke, and hell yea I"m staring, they're perfect.

07-20-2003, 06:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 20 A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"

07-20-2003, 02:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-20-2003, 04:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	One of your best! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-22-2003, 05:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
bahb463 Upright Location: Midwest USA	Nice joke, and hell yea I"m staring, they're perfect. __________________ "...... and when I'm feelin' blue, The guitar's commin' through to sooth me."

07-20-2003, 04:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	pretty good, very nicely done

07-20-2003, 04:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	Cute!