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Canadian Beer · 07-12-2003, 02:59 PM

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

Raw Kuts · 07-12-2003, 03:58 PM

That is what you would call owned.

slant eyes · 07-12-2003, 05:43 PM

haha, good one

TerresqueÜ · 07-12-2003, 05:53 PM

Lol, clever.

cchris · 07-12-2003, 06:46 PM

Boom boom

oblar · 07-12-2003, 10:09 PM

i like my god with a sense of humour

gloveshot3 · 07-13-2003, 06:43 AM

the vain bitch deserved it

bravo49 · 07-13-2003, 09:32 AM

Proves looks arn't everything

Meriipu · 07-13-2003, 12:27 PM

OWN3D....LOL

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:26 AM

Lol... Really funny!

Gnzo · 07-16-2003, 03:42 PM

Flesh · 07-16-2003, 09:06 PM

lol, wtfpwned

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:04 AM

bwahhh. very good one. thanks

07-12-2003, 02:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Plastic Surgery A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

07-12-2003, 03:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	That is what you would call owned. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def

07-12-2003, 05:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	haha, good one __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-12-2003, 05:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Lol, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-12-2003, 06:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Boom boom __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-12-2003, 10:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	i like my god with a sense of humour __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-13-2003, 06:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	the vain bitch deserved it

07-13-2003, 09:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Proves looks arn't everything

07-13-2003, 12:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Meriipu Upright	OWN3D....LOL

07-16-2003, 04:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol... Really funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-16-2003, 09:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol, wtfpwned

07-17-2003, 11:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	bwahhh. very good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-16-2003, 03:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	haha