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BentNotTwisted · 07-22-2003, 09:38 AM

The best man at the wedding is waiting nervously for the groom. It's only minutes before the wedding and he's no where to be found. Suddenly he appears with a huge smile on his face. He says, 'I am marrying the best woman in the world. My bride to be just have me the most amazing blow job! After we are married sex is going to be incredible.'
Meanwhile the bride slides past the maid of honor. Just as they are about to enter the sanctuary the bride whispers 'I am the happiest woman in the world. I just gave my last blow job!'

sophocles · 07-22-2003, 09:42 AM

good one

bryanzera · 07-22-2003, 10:45 AM

it's funny because it's true ...

hotzot · 07-22-2003, 02:45 PM

very true

07-22-2003, 02:46 PM

sad but true

Slims · 07-22-2003, 02:58 PM

I'm not looking forward to it being true.

alleitup · 07-22-2003, 03:13 PM

oblar · 07-22-2003, 04:14 PM

i don't want to believe it to be true :~(

Regziever · 07-22-2003, 11:08 PM

Sad but true....

Jebus99 · 07-23-2003, 01:11 AM

dear lord, poor guy, it's incredibly sad because it's true

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 06:03 AM

lol fuckit, im not getting married

07-22-2003, 09:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Happily Married The best man at the wedding is waiting nervously for the groom. It's only minutes before the wedding and he's no where to be found. Suddenly he appears with a huge smile on his face. He says, 'I am marrying the best woman in the world. My bride to be just have me the most amazing blow job! After we are married sex is going to be incredible.' Meanwhile the bride slides past the maid of honor. Just as they are about to enter the sanctuary the bride whispers 'I am the happiest woman in the world. I just gave my last blow job!' __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

07-22-2003, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very true __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-22-2003, 02:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I'm not looking forward to it being true. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-22-2003, 03:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
alleitup Upright	Nice

07-22-2003, 04:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	i don't want to believe it to be true :~( __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-22-2003, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
sophocles Upright	good one

07-22-2003, 10:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
bryanzera Crazy Location: Fresno, CA	it's funny because it's true ...

07-22-2003, 02:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	sad but true

07-22-2003, 11:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Sad but true.... __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-23-2003, 01:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jebus99 Upright Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada	dear lord, poor guy, it's incredibly sad because it's true __________________ Peace up, and down, A-town

07-23-2003, 06:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lol fuckit, im not getting married