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acostello 07-14-2003 11:21 PM

Potato Farm
 
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in
prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my potato garden his year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because
your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried
the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers
showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the
best I could do for you from here.

AnUnkind 07-15-2003 12:50 AM

Thats a good one, I have heard a different version of that joke somewhere...

Regziever 07-15-2003 09:19 AM

Verry good one! Nice twist! Thanx!

Keg-o-Grog 07-15-2003 10:03 AM

haha :D thumbs up

CSflim 07-15-2003 10:11 AM

Brilliant! Very clever!

PayUp 07-15-2003 05:00 PM

that was some clever thinking

Stare At The Sun 07-15-2003 06:56 PM

very clever :)

DEI37 07-15-2003 07:10 PM

Smart kid, he is.

Gortexfogg 07-15-2003 07:17 PM

Hahaha. What a lucky dad to have a kid like that


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