Joke of the Day - July 15 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-15-2003, 01:26 AM

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married."

"Yeah ?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."

grumpyolddude · 07-15-2003, 08:13 PM

Amen!

07-15-2003, 01:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 15 On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married." "Yeah ?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."

07-15-2003, 08:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Amen! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard