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02-22-2011, 11:05 AM
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Location: Nth. Qld.Australia
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Bird
I found a half frozen bird as I walked to my girlfriend's house so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival. When I showed her, she told me how much she loved me for being so sensitive, so I thought I'd try my luck with some sex. She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".
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02-22-2011, 04:15 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me laughs and groans at the same time...
good one...
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