New Panties
 

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs - enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God. I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot...

though it's funny, I'm not sure I understand the "I thought you were sitting on the cat" line

Huge furry mess...

OH! I get it, thanks. I guess you can tell which generation I belong to, I have never even seen a huge furry mess other than in playboy from the 70's and early 80's.