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SirLance · 07-13-2003, 10:04 PM

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

conversequietus · 07-13-2003, 11:14 PM

*LOL* I like this one. Funny stuff.

TheClarkster · 07-13-2003, 11:55 PM

That was very strange...
Funny, but strange.

DEI37 · 07-14-2003, 04:15 AM

That is a good one. I'd give 'er a try!

rundmv · 07-14-2003, 06:37 AM

that's funny

Regziever · 07-15-2003, 09:25 AM

LOL!! Great one!

Keg-o-Grog · 07-15-2003, 09:57 AM

haha, strange shit.. but i like it

ooooh, rhymed

CSflim · 07-15-2003, 10:06 AM

hrmmmmm..... didn't see it coming!

07-13-2003, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	One night at the bar... A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-13-2003, 11:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	That was very strange... Funny, but strange. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

07-14-2003, 04:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That is a good one. I'd give 'er a try! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-15-2003, 09:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	LOL!! Great one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-15-2003, 09:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha, strange shit.. but i like it ooooh, rhymed __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

07-13-2003, 11:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	LOL I like this one. Funny stuff.

07-14-2003, 06:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	that's funny

07-15-2003, 10:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	hrmmmmm..... didn't see it coming! __________________