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LittleOralAnnie · 07-06-2003, 05:17 AM

Jillian, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Jillian asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

Brewmaniac · 07-06-2003, 08:09 AM

She must be one of those dumb blondes... Thanks

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:32 AM

Hehehe... Big misstake! Good one!

MikeyChalupa · 07-16-2003, 05:50 AM

Dinner AND a show.

-Mikey

Charlatan · 07-16-2003, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeyChalupa
Dinner AND a show.

Good one!

PayUp · 07-16-2003, 03:39 PM

priceless

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:13 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks

07-06-2003, 05:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	The Sunbather Jillian, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Jillian asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

07-06-2003, 08:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	She must be one of those dumb blondes... Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-16-2003, 04:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe... Big misstake! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-16-2003, 03:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	priceless __________________ Born to Lose.

07-17-2003, 11:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever One. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-16-2003, 05:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Dinner AND a show. -Mikey