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uncle phil · 01-06-2011, 03:44 AM

A Greek and an Italian were relaxing, conversing and sharing a bottle of wine.

As the conversation proceeds, the discussion leans toward which culture was superior.

The Greek brimming with pride states: “We Have The Parthenon!”

The Italian nods in agreement and arching his eyebrows replies: “We Have The Coliseum!”

The Greek not to be outdone responds: “We Greeks gave birth to Mathematics!”

The Italian, again nodding in agreement says: “We Built The Roman Empire!”

(The sparring between the two cultures goes on and on until...)

With an air of finality, The Greek, sits up straight, pulls his shoulders back, puffs his chest out and with a flourish announces: “We Greeks Invented Sex!”

Without hesitation, the Italian again nodding in agreement answers: “That Is True!”

“But It Was We Italians Who Introduced It To Women!”

ellie · 01-06-2011, 03:51 AM

I'm Greek. And this is indeed very true lol.

Daniel_ · 01-06-2011, 02:40 PM

I love this joke.

My favourite version of it has a member of the USMC in the "Greek" role, and a member of Her Majesty's Parachute Regiment in the "Roman" role.

Iliftrocks · 01-07-2011, 11:35 AM

Nice...

01-06-2011, 03:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Gotta Love Those Italians A Greek and an Italian were relaxing, conversing and sharing a bottle of wine. As the conversation proceeds, the discussion leans toward which culture was superior. The Greek brimming with pride states: “We Have The Parthenon!” The Italian nods in agreement and arching his eyebrows replies: “We Have The Coliseum!” The Greek not to be outdone responds: “We Greeks gave birth to Mathematics!” The Italian, again nodding in agreement says: “We Built The Roman Empire!” (The sparring between the two cultures goes on and on until...) With an air of finality, The Greek, sits up straight, pulls his shoulders back, puffs his chest out and with a flourish announces: “We Greeks Invented Sex!” Without hesitation, the Italian again nodding in agreement answers: “That Is True!” “But It Was We Italians Who Introduced It To Women!” __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-06-2011, 02:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I love this joke. My favourite version of it has a member of the USMC in the "Greek" role, and a member of Her Majesty's Parachute Regiment in the "Roman" role. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

01-07-2011, 11:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	Nice... __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

01-06-2011, 03:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
ellie Tilted	I'm Greek. And this is indeed very true lol.