Joke of the Day - July 12 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 07-12-2003, 05:07 AM

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said - "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut." The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

acostello · 07-12-2003, 05:32 AM

Very funny

bravo49 · 07-13-2003, 09:30 AM

Good Jewish joke

oblar · 07-13-2003, 09:48 AM

hehe must tell this to my jewish friend*Grin*

cchris · 07-13-2003, 02:04 PM

Great comeback Dad.

CSflim · 07-15-2003, 10:34 AM

oooohhh...nice!

07-12-2003, 05:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - July 12 A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it." After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said - "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut." The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

07-13-2003, 09:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe must tell this to my jewish friendGrin __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-13-2003, 02:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Great comeback Dad. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-15-2003, 10:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	oooohhh...nice! __________________

07-12-2003, 05:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Very funny

07-13-2003, 09:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good Jewish joke