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11-14-2010, 03:32 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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My New Doctor
I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out." I said, "I think my dick tastes funny..."
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11-14-2010, 04:51 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I'm calling bullshit!
Any man who could taste his own dick would never leave the house... 
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