Divorced Barbie Doll - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

uncle phil · 11-13-2010, 02:58 AM

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.'

The amazed father asks, 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls...

Plan9 · 11-13-2010, 03:55 AM

Excellent. I never did get that keychain back.

Tully Mars · 11-13-2010, 10:26 AM

Funny cause it's true.

Plan9 · 11-13-2010, 10:32 AM

Not necessarily. I cleaned up pretty well. Managed to get out of a house payment and keep all my US Army blood money.

Got a friend, guy lives in Mexico actually, who got completely screwed and ended up committing various acts of arson.

11-13-2010, 02:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.' The amazed father asks, 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-13-2010, 03:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Excellent. I never did get that keychain back. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-13-2010, 10:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Funny cause it's true. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

11-13-2010, 10:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Not necessarily. I cleaned up pretty well. Managed to get out of a house payment and keep all my US Army blood money. Got a friend, guy lives in Mexico actually, who got completely screwed and ended up committing various acts of arson. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."