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Xazy · 10-27-2010, 03:31 AM

I am sharing it here since I got a chuckle, and cause i won't show it to my wife.

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women...

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Plan9 · 10-27-2010, 04:38 AM

They have a sophomoric bikini girl poster similar to this except they traded out guns for beer.

10-27-2010, 03:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women I am sharing it here since I got a chuckle, and cause i won't show it to my wife. And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women... #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun! __________________ Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

10-27-2010, 04:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	They have a sophomoric bikini girl poster similar to this except they traded out guns for beer. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."