no sex since 1955
 

> > No SEX Since 1955:
> >
> > A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> > hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
> > extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
> > approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >
> > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
> > something bothering you?"
> >
> > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
> >
> > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
> > looks like you have seen a lot of action."
> >
> > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
> >
> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> > "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
> >
> > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
> >
> > Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
> > wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
> >
> > "1955, ma'am."
> >
> > "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need
> > to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
> > him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
> > times.
> >
> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> > said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
> >
> > The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
> > watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

Awesome!