How to Snowboard
 

After my last trip to the mountains, I drew this.

http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/snowboard.gif

Ha, nice. I'm glad to find I've been doing it right all along. Now if you would just add, "Spend 5 minutes trying defeat belly in battle for reaching your bindings," I'd be a totally awesome snowboarder.

Awesome, but you missed a step in the middle.

Proceed to narrowest point in expert run. Sit. Block access.