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LittleOralAnnie 07-06-2003 05:17 AM

The Sunbather
 
Jillian, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Jillian asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

Brewmaniac 07-06-2003 08:09 AM

She must be one of those dumb blondes... Thanks

Regziever 07-16-2003 04:32 AM

Hehehe... Big misstake! Good one!

MikeyChalupa 07-16-2003 05:50 AM

Dinner AND a show.

-Mikey

Charlatan 07-16-2003 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeyChalupa
Dinner AND a show.
Good one!

PayUp 07-16-2003 03:39 PM

priceless

clifclav 07-17-2003 11:13 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks


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