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uncle phil · 09-01-2009, 03:14 AM

One dark night outside of Westlake, a small town in Louisiana, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in the blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.'

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From a distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Cajun Hackberry Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Cajuns over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Hackberry old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.

It was a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Cajun old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local KPLC TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking the chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

Whall,' said Boudreaux, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'Da first ting we gonna do is fix dem brakes on dat damn truck!'

Nisses · 09-01-2009, 06:35 AM

I didn't see that one coming for once

Cervantes · 09-02-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nisses

I didn't see that one coming for once

Me neither, this is a rare gem indeed

Daniel_ · 09-02-2009, 11:13 PM

love it

Iliftrocks · 09-03-2009, 11:50 AM

Nice subtle punchline, I like it

MichaelFarker · 09-04-2009, 09:52 AM

That was a good surprise. I had to steal that one!

09-01-2009, 03:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Volunteers One dark night outside of Westlake, a small town in Louisiana, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in the blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.' But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. From a distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Cajun Hackberry Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Cajuns over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Hackberry old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Cajun old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters. The local KPLC TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking the chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?' Whall,' said Boudreaux, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'Da first ting we gonna do is fix dem brakes on dat damn truck!' __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-01-2009, 06:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	I didn't see that one coming for once __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

09-02-2009, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	love it __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

09-03-2009, 11:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	Nice subtle punchline, I like it __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

09-04-2009, 09:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	That was a good surprise. I had to steal that one!