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Seeker5509 08-24-2009 11:50 PM

Wild?
 
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes and we decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man. Never done anything wild in your life?"

My dad did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock... I was just wondering if you were my son? "

streak_56 08-25-2009 02:44 PM

HA!!!

Ilow 08-25-2009 06:04 PM

pwned

grumpyolddude 08-25-2009 07:07 PM

Line from a Clint Eastwood movie? Still funny.

bbbbbb555 08-26-2009 07:19 AM

Knew I had heard it before, but still funny.

bazkitcase5 08-26-2009 10:09 PM

hahahaha, that's great


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