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Crack · 07-30-2009, 11:16 AM

So, this little kid's walking through the park, when suddenly he finds a clown taking a smoke break. "Clown, clown!" he shrieks jubilantly, "show me a trick! Show me a trick!"

The clown takes a long pull on his cigarette and says, "Kid, don't bother me right now, I'm just having a smoke."

"But I wanna see a tri-i-i-ick!" the kid whines.

"Look, kid," the clown rasps, "you're starting to piss me off. How's about you take off before I think of something funny to do with you?"

The kid takes a deep breath and yells, "Goddamn it, clown, as long as you're wearing that outfit in public, you have a civic responsibility to perform a trick upon request, day or night, regardless of claims to smoke breaks or lunch breaks! Failure to comply with this regulation may result in partial or total revocation of entertainer status, including but not limited to a $500 fine and two weeks in jail or 1000 hours of civil service!!"

The clown stiffens up immediately and snuffs out his cigarette. "Whoa, whoa, kid! No need to get litigant on my ass! ...Okay, I got a trick. Turn around..."

The kid cheers, "Okay!" and turns around immediately.

"Pull down yer pants..."

A little less certain, the kid says, "Okay," and complies.

"Bend over..."

The kid says, "Um, okay," and does so.

The clown says, "Okay, now... ya feel my thumb up yer ass?"

Queasily, the kid says, "Uh... yeah..."

The clown bellows, "TA-DA-A-A-A!!"

underdun · 07-30-2009, 05:57 PM

i dont get it, and thats a lil disturbing lol

LoganSnake · 07-30-2009, 06:05 PM

Yeah, I'm kinda lost as well...

Bear Cub · 07-30-2009, 06:14 PM

I don't get it either, but I like the clown's style.

Punk.of.Ages · 07-30-2009, 06:25 PM

This was a two part joke...

Bear Cub delivered the punch line.

biznatch · 07-30-2009, 06:44 PM

hehe, I don't think there's much to get, but I got a grin out of it. ahhh, pedophilia.

07-30-2009, 11:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Clowns on duty So, this little kid's walking through the park, when suddenly he finds a clown taking a smoke break. "Clown, clown!" he shrieks jubilantly, "show me a trick! Show me a trick!" The clown takes a long pull on his cigarette and says, "Kid, don't bother me right now, I'm just having a smoke." "But I wanna see a tri-i-i-ick!" the kid whines. "Look, kid," the clown rasps, "you're starting to piss me off. How's about you take off before I think of something funny to do with you?" The kid takes a deep breath and yells, "Goddamn it, clown, as long as you're wearing that outfit in public, you have a civic responsibility to perform a trick upon request, day or night, regardless of claims to smoke breaks or lunch breaks! Failure to comply with this regulation may result in partial or total revocation of entertainer status, including but not limited to a $500 fine and two weeks in jail or 1000 hours of civil service!!" The clown stiffens up immediately and snuffs out his cigarette. "Whoa, whoa, kid! No need to get litigant on my ass! ...Okay, I got a trick. Turn around..." The kid cheers, "Okay!" and turns around immediately. "Pull down yer pants..." A little less certain, the kid says, "Okay," and complies. "Bend over..." The kid says, "Um, okay," and does so. The clown says, "Okay, now... ya feel my thumb up yer ass?" Queasily, the kid says, "Uh... yeah..." The clown bellows, "TA-DA-A-A-A!!" __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

07-30-2009, 05:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
underdun Upright Location: Eastern Canada	i dont get it, and thats a lil disturbing lol __________________ If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

07-30-2009, 06:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Yeah, I'm kinda lost as well... __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

07-30-2009, 06:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	I don't get it either, but I like the clown's style. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-30-2009, 06:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	This was a two part joke... Bear Cub delivered the punch line. __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

07-30-2009, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	hehe, I don't think there's much to get, but I got a grin out of it. ahhh, pedophilia. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread