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wwtsd 07-14-2009 04:52 PM

Just average
 
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

DaniGirl 07-14-2009 04:53 PM

ha ha funny!!!

Seeker5509 07-16-2009 02:13 PM

Gooood one! Hahaha

---------- Post added at 12:13 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:07 AM ----------

Gooood one! Hahaha

blahblah454 07-16-2009 04:44 PM

I actually loled on that!! Good one!


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