Yahoo Answers.
 

This is the equivalent of the FML thread. Troll through yahoo answers and post your favourites.

Question

Do u think i should let her hook me up?
ok so my pretty good friend alana that i met when i was doing my broadway tour wants to set me up with a guy she knows (we r both 14) she has gone to second base and it is like i havent even gotten to bat u know? so she said that he is cute funny and nice his name is matt and he has blue grey eyes im a sucker for blue grey eyes!!!! im excited and scared at the same time what should i do!!?!?!!?!!?!?!

Answer:
You shut your whore mouth. Do not ask these idiotic questions when we should all be mourning Billy Mays' death.

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Self serving maybe but its my thread ...

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AND he cited 4chan. Such commendable research work.

There is a two-page thread of these in 'Found on the Net', Xerxys.

I know this because I have a really good one to share, but I've gotten lazy about posting it.

I apologize for hijacking your topic, but I have to say from my own personal experience from Yahoo Answers wasn't as what I was hoping for. Even some of the most constructive users just love to add in a sarcastic word or demeaning sentence.

Good god man, your signature, it's like getting fucked in the eye with a neon sharpie.

And what were you expecting? I'd have thought the reputation of Yahoo Answers would precede itself by now.

I like Neon lights ! Real cool stuff.

I started using Yahoo Answers about 1 year after it was introduced. Frankly speaking the users back then were not so "mature" back then, let alone at the present moment.