daughter knows mom's secrets
 

a daughter asks her mom "how old are you?"

mom says you dont ask a lady that question.

then daughter asks "mom, how much do you weigh?"

again, mom says some things are private.

kid goes to school and tells her teacher that her mom won't answer her questions, the teacher says "look at her driver's license, it has all the information on it."

next day, mom comes out of the shower, the kid says "mom, i know you are 35 years old. and i know you weigh 123 pounds."

the mom asks "how do you know that? where did you get your information?"

the kid says "AND i know that you got an F in sex.!"

That cheeky little kid!

hehehe. Great way to extract information!

Hahah.....great joke.