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05-25-2009, 08:35 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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In the Navy...
US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course! US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS NIMITZ. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW. CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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05-25-2009, 08:50 AM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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oh man! That's pretty hilarious.
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05-25-2009, 10:44 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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always funny...
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05-26-2009, 11:21 AM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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