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Smart Ass Answers - 3
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub. '
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quick the the wit, she is.
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I think I'd rather have her flying the plane
("folks we're just experiencing gentle turbulence" gentle my ass now has rub burn) good one |
I wish I was that quick
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