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J.R.V.A. · 01-17-2009, 09:18 AM

In this thread I would like to see some Jokes or Funny Shit you have written, or made up . Please post all

Here are a couple of my own.

What do you call a Midget that plays C.D.'s?

A Compact Disc Jockey

HEhehehehe

And another one I made up is about our New Light rail System. You know how in San Francisco they have BART? Bay Area Rapid Transit? Well, I live in Salt Lake City, and they call ours TRAX, But I think My Nickname is better...SLUT Salt Lake Urban Transit

BackwoodsmanVA · 01-20-2009, 09:16 AM

I THINK I am the originator of this one...
What id BDD?

Blonde Deficiet Disorder!

Of course there is BADD-
Bald Deficiet Disorder-which I have!

Reese · 01-20-2009, 05:43 PM

So do you ride the SLUT alot?

LoganSnake · 01-20-2009, 09:58 PM

Isn't SLUT a real acronym for a transit system somewhere? I want to say Seattle, but I could be wrong.

J.R.V.A. · 01-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Ya I was one of the first to ride her

Don't to much anymore, the newness has worn off.

I'm not sure if it is already in use, i would like to know though.

carrot glace · 01-20-2009, 11:42 PM

when someone see's my buttcrack and mentions it:
its vile and disgusting and yet u....cant look away!

troit · 01-21-2009, 12:48 PM

It appears they have since changed the name but Seattle's public transportation system used to be called S.L.U.T...

SLUT -- Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay

New website: Metro Online Home Page

streak_56 · 01-22-2009, 03:45 PM

A few that I've heard that I like

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None, feminist can't change anything.

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?

You can't jelly it down her throat.

Very sexist but don't let this reflect upon me...

Brewmaniac · 01-24-2009, 04:57 PM

Just saw on animal planet, they're having a special on presidential dogs. They just told a fact, that Barbara Bush's dog Millie's book out sold both Herbert Walker's and W's books. This cracked me up! But didn't surprise me.

01-17-2009, 09:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
J.R.V.A. Junkie Location: Utah	Your Own Jokes !! In this thread I would like to see some Jokes or Funny Shit you have written, or made up . Please post all Here are a couple of my own. What do you call a Midget that plays C.D.'s? A Compact Disc Jockey HEhehehehe And another one I made up is about our New Light rail System. You know how in San Francisco they have BART? Bay Area Rapid Transit? Well, I live in Salt Lake City, and they call ours TRAX, But I think My Nickname is better...SLUT Salt Lake Urban Transit __________________ And as she plays, her sweet song of laughter floats through the air and warms my heart

01-20-2009, 09:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
BackwoodsmanVA Upright	I THINK I am the originator of this one... What id BDD? Blonde Deficiet Disorder! Of course there is BADD- Bald Deficiet Disorder-which I have! Last edited by BackwoodsmanVA; 01-20-2009 at 09:21 AM.. Reason: To be fair!

01-20-2009, 05:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	So do you ride the SLUT alot? __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

01-20-2009, 09:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Isn't SLUT a real acronym for a transit system somewhere? I want to say Seattle, but I could be wrong. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

01-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
J.R.V.A. Junkie Location: Utah	Ya I was one of the first to ride her Don't to much anymore, the newness has worn off. I'm not sure if it is already in use, i would like to know though. __________________ And as she plays, her sweet song of laughter floats through the air and warms my heart

01-20-2009, 11:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	when someone see's my buttcrack and mentions it: its vile and disgusting and yet u....cant look away! __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

01-21-2009, 12:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	It appears they have since changed the name but Seattle's public transportation system used to be called S.L.U.T... SLUT -- Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay New website: Metro Online Home Page __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

01-22-2009, 03:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	A few that I've heard that I like How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? None, feminist can't change anything. Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly it down her throat. Very sexist but don't let this reflect upon me...

01-24-2009, 04:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Just saw on animal planet, they're having a special on presidential dogs. They just told a fact, that Barbara Bush's dog Millie's book out sold both Herbert Walker's and W's books. This cracked me up! But didn't surprise me. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"