uncle phil

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers..

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Classic. I always liked-

"Grandmother of eight makes hole in one."

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

troit

Since the government is paying for everything else these day here's a funny headline/ad:

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I've yet to dephile myself...

skizziks

holy crap, people actually think that way, which is funny in a sad sort of way. awesome!